Kim Kardashian partner

Celebrity Status

2020.11.29 05:01 mysticalarts007 Celebrity Status

Celebrity Drama/Love etc
I do love a well written celebrity storyline that builds. It so easy to fall into the trap of endless sex with certain celebrity pairings, but I am in search of someone that paint a picture using all the senses. Celebrity fandom is possibly my favorite genre of writings when paired with an excellent partner. An excellent partner isn't always about how many paragraphs you can turn out, but how you can pull another into the storyline provoke all types of emotions that you itching for the next reply. So, with that being said I will put out there a few things I'm looking for and a few celebrities I do enjoy playing.
Things I'm looking for in a partner:
  1. The prefered method of writing Discord.
  2. 3rd person writing with Mutli-paragraphs.
  3. Decent grammar and spelling. I need to be able to read what you wrote.
  4. You will play the male character. I do prefer the writer to a male in real life, but it isn't deal breaker.
  5. Must be 21+ to write with me.
  6. Willing to use pictures, gifs as visual aid "non-sexual".
  7. Be active. [ I know we all have lives. Just communicate if you are going to be away more than a week or so ]
  8. FxM MxF only
Possible Celebrities, I could play but not limited to:
** Disclosure**
Just because the celebrity may be younger in age, I do not play them childish or immature. I do tend to make them mature in their actions and thoughts most the time without steering away from their personality.
I can't wait to see what we can come up with.
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2020.11.25 01:28 SWGalaxysEdge ** Wed 11/25 - Christmas TV listings - ALL CHANNELS **

** 1 MONTH UNTIL CHRISTMAS! *\*
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Prancer Returns Tomorrow, 12:00 AM / FAM-E 52 When an eight-year-old boy finds a baby reindeer, he believes that it is one of Santa Clau's reindeer, named Prancer, and he wants to return him to the North Pole in time for Christmas Eve, thus teaching his family the true meaning of Christmas.
Nostalgic Christmas Tomorrow, 12:00 AM / HALLMV 84 When a woman visits the small town in Maine where she grew up, she learns that her dad is set to sell his toy store and retire from his wood-carving career, also the town's lumber mill is up for sale, possibly making this her last Christmas there.
A Twist of Christmas Tomorrow, 12:01 AM / LIF-E 38 A single mother fears her son's Christmas is ruined when she accidentally mixes up his presents with the daughter of a lawyer, who she despises, but the pair find themselves falling in love as they try to sort out the gifts.
A Christmas Duet Tomorrow, 12:03 AM / HALMRK 68 A music duo who decided to go their separate ways many years ago is brought back together through fate at a lodge in a town in Vermont, and it seems the magic of Christmas might be just enough to reunite the pair once again.
A Very Harold & Kumar 3D Christmas Tomorrow, 1:25 AM / HBO 201 After accidentally burning down Harold's father-in-law's prize Christmas tree, Harold and Kumar embark on a quest to find the perfect replacement in New York City, but along the way, they run into all types of trouble blocking their path.
The Cleveland Show - Murray Christmas Tomorrow, 1:30 AM / BET 71 Rallo's teacher forces him to spend a weekend at a retirement home in order to know the senior citizens better, and while he is there, he learns about Hanukkah and tries to help one of the residents rekindle his holiday spirit by escaping.
A Family Christmas Gift Tomorrow, 2:00 AM / HALLMV 84 A woman spends the holidays with her aunt, and she helps plan a fundraising Christmas concert, which brings her closer to her aunt and a new love into her life.
A Welcome Home Christmas Tomorrow, 2:04 AM / LIF-E 38 While supporting her local military chapter's Christmas toy drive, a woman is partnered with a veteran who has recently returned home, and as they organize the annual Christmas ball for the kids, they begin to form a special bond with each other.
Die Hard (Yes! Its a Christmas movie!) Tomorrow, 2:45 AM / HBO2 202 A New York cop, who is visiting Los Angeles, finds himself pitted against a group of ruthless terrorists who have taken a large number of hostages in a high-rise office building, and he is forced to fight for their survival alone.
Girlfriends - You Better Watch Out Tomorrow, 3:00 AM / BET J 107 Stan surprises Maya by giving her a very expensive watch for Christmas, but when the well-meaning Joan encourages her to give the timepiece back to him, she refuses to do so because she absolutely loves the valuable gift.
Love Always, Santa Tomorrow, 4:00 AM / HALLMV 84 A sweet young girl who lost her father on Christmas three years ago and whose mother has never truly recovered since decides to write a letter to Santa Claus in hopes the he can find her mother find true happiness once again.
Christmas in Homestead Tomorrow, 4:03 AM / HALMRK 68 A famous actress comes to a Christmas-obsessed small town in Iowa to shoot a holiday-themed movie and is surprised to find herself falling for a local innkeeper who is also a single father as she receives a lesson in the true meaning of Christmas.
A Very Harold & Kumar 3D Christmas Tomorrow, 4:25 AM / HBOWAL 208 After accidentally burning down Harold's father-in-law's prize Christmas tree, Harold and Kumar embark on a quest to find the perfect replacement in New York City, but along the way, they run into all types of trouble blocking their path.
The Ren & Stimpy Show - Son of Stimpy Tomorrow, 5:30 AM / THEN 140 When the duo catches the Christmas spirit from an unusual new friend, who later mysteriously disappears, they are left confused and sad.
Love That Girl! - Twas the Night Before Christmas Tomorrow, 5:40 AM / TVONE 146 When a storm on Christmas Eve traps the gang in the condo, everyone is forced to make the most out of the situation and learn to get along, until they learn that Delroy's bus was in an accident on the way to Las Vegas for his trip.
Die Hard Tomorrow, 5:45 AM / HBO2W 209 A New York cop, who is visiting Los Angeles, finds himself pitted against a group of ruthless terrorists who have taken a large number of hostages in a high-rise office building, and he is forced to fight for their survival alone.
Christmas Joy Tomorrow, 6:00 AM / HALMRK 68 When a market researcher is about to receive a promotion at work, she is unexpectedly called home to help her aunt recover from surgery, but she soon finds herself participating in a local baking competition with her former flame.
Christmas Everlasting Tomorrow, 6:00 AM / HALLMV 84 When a woman gets exciting news that she has received a promotion at her law firm, she believes she is about to have the best Christmas, but when she learns that her sister has died, she is forced to return home to deal with an eccentric will.
Sonic Christmas Blast Tomorrow, 6:38 AM / ENCORFM 378 Dr. Robotnik decides to take over for a retiring Santa Claus, but it is up to Sonic to save Christmas when he learns that the robot villain is beginning to steal every gift on the planet instead of spreading the holiday cheer.
The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air - Deck the Halls Tomorrow, 7:00 AM / BET 71 Will decides to celebrate his first Christmas at the Banks household by decorating the entire place with bright lights and garish holiday adornments, but the family's wealthy neighbors aren't happy about the blemish on their upper-class neighborhood.
Mom - Foot Powder and the Barrelworks Pirates Tomorrow, 7:30 AM / FXX 82 Christy stumbles upon information that suggests Adam has been hiding something from Bonnie while she was looking for a Secret Santa gift; Tammy tries to prevent herself from being sent back to prison by looking for a job.
Christmas Stars Tomorrow, 8:00 AM / LIF-E 38 A bartender with a talent for writing lyrics befriends an aspiring R&B artist, who helps her reach her goal of getting a record deal, but their friendship is tested when the label executives appear to be more interested in her ability to write songs.
Reunited at Christmas Tomorrow, 8:00 AM / HALMRK 68 When a family comes together for Christmas, a woman accepts her boyfriend's proposal in front of all of her loved ones, but when the woman admits her true feelings, her new fiancé finds himself forced to play out a façade during the holiday.
Keeping Up with the Kardashians - Family Matters Tomorrow, 8:00 AM / ETV-E 70 The family fights over holiday plans when Kim reveals she doesnt want to host the annual Christmas party; Scott is reunited with a relative from his past and struggles to discuss his parents; Khloe fills in as Kriss assistant and causes drama.
Pinocchio's Christmas Tomorrow, 9:00 AM / AMCALL 64 In Pinocchio's attempts to earn money for Christmas presents, a series of events find him as a part of a Marionette show, escaping into the Forest of Enchantment with a girl puppet and sold as a toy for kids, where only Santa's reindeer can save him.
Sonic Christmas Blast Tomorrow, 9:38 AM / WAM-W 389 Dr. Robotnik decides to take over for a retiring Santa Claus, but it is up to Sonic to save Christmas when he learns that the robot villain is beginning to steal every gift on the planet instead of spreading the holiday cheer.
On Strike for Christmas Tomorrow, 10:00 AM / LIF-E 38 Tired of the years they have spent preparing for Christmas by cooking, cleaning, buying gifts and more, with little help from their husbands, the women of a small town led by a fed-up wife go on strike and refuse to do the work this year.
A Christmas Melody Tomorrow, 10:00 AM / HALLMV 84 After closing her boutique in the city, a single mother returns to her hometown with her young daughter, who tries to get ready for a holiday performance with her new music teacher's help while her mother contends with a rival from her past.
Prancer Returns Tomorrow, 10:30 AM / FAM-E 52 When an eight-year-old boy finds a baby reindeer, he believes that it is one of Santa Clau's reindeer, named Prancer, and he wants to return him to the North Pole in time for Christmas Eve, thus teaching his family the true meaning of Christmas.
Sabrina, the Teenage Witch - Sabrina Claus Tomorrow, 10:30 AM / FUSE 109 After Sabrina develops a mild case of "egotitis," her aunts introduce her to a man named Bob who is actually Santa Claus; when Santa is injured, Sabrina must fill in for him by delivering all the world's presents on Christmas Eve.
Malcolm in the Middle - Pearl Harbor Tomorrow, 11:30 AM / FUSE 109 Malcolm and Reese fall victim to a scheme perpetrated by their neighbor who convinces them both they're gay and has them embark to a musical together; Hal gets fed up with competing over Christmas decorations and invents a new holiday.
Dear Secret Santa Tomorrow, 12:00 PM / LIF-E 38 When a young woman named Jennifer moves back into her childhood home, she's immediately reminded of Jack, an old friend who's recently passed away, and thoughts of him only increase when Jennifer begins to receive curious Christmas cards in the mail.
The Sweetest Christmas Tomorrow, 12:00 PM / HALMRK 68 When a struggling pastry chef makes it to the finals of a baking competition, her excitement is dissipated by the news that her oven has broken down, so reaches out to her ex-boyfriend to use his pizzeria oven to craft her winning confections.
A Veteran's Christmas Tomorrow, 12:00 PM / HALLMV 84 After a Marine is honorably discharged, she becomes stranded in a small town when her jeep breaks down on her way to Cincinnati, but when a local judge offers her a place to stay, the two find themselves falling in love.
Homemade Christmas Tomorrow, 2:00 PM / LIF-E 38 An ambitious freelance assistant is given an opportunity to save a Christmas party and impress the man she has a crush on, but as Christmas gets closer she begins to develop feelings for another guy, and she struggles to make a choice between them.
The King of Queens - Net Prophets Tomorrow, 2:00 PM / CMTV 45 Doug receives a sizeable bonus for Christmas, and Carrie refuses to entertain any option besides investment; Arthur gets into a heated competition with the neighbors over which of them can build the biggest yard ornament for the holidays.
A Merry Christmas Match Tomorrow, 2:00 PM / HALLMV 84 A young woman lives in a popular ski village and also works at a local antique shop, and when a young man, who was recently named as a "Christmas Catch" comes into her shop, sparks fly, and she starts to wonder what could be.
Malcolm in the Middle - Hal's Christmas Gift Tomorrow, 2:00 PM / FUSE 109 Hal and Lois struggle to come up with ideas for homemade gifts for the kids as a result of their meager budget; Malcolm starts to feel like his brothers are alienating him; Hal tries to find a gift worthy of his boisterous claims.
Jack Frost Tomorrow, 2:30 PM / AMCALL 64 A neglectful father chasing a dream to become a rock musician dies in an automobile accident while trying to get home for Christmas and returns in the form of a snowman to spend time with his son and do the things he always meant to do.
Friends - The One with Chandler in a Box Tomorrow, 2:30 PM / TBS 23 Chandler accepts his punishment for kissing Kathy by spending Thanksgiving inside a shipping crate; Monica finds that Richard's son is also attracted to her; the gang takes turns giving each other Secret Santa gifts for the holidays.
Christmas with the Kranks Tomorrow, 3:00 PM / FAM-E 52 Crushed that their daughter won't be coming home for Christmas, a couple decides to skip the holiday for a tropical getaway; after suddenly learning their daughter is on her way home, they find themselves scrambling to create a Christmas wonderland.
Candy Cane Christmas Tomorrow, 4:00 PM / LIF-E 38 A woman's spirits are dashed when her neighborhood decides to forego her most cherished Christmas tradition, which leads her to search for a new tradition to start while realizing that she is missing love as the most critical part of it.
A Christmas Detour Tomorrow, 4:00 PM / HALMRK 68 Two passengers with clashing personalities cross paths again in their airport hotel after their flight is forced to change course and must find a way to work together so that she can reach her destination in time for her wedding.
Grounded for Christmas Tomorrow, 6:00 PM / LIF-E 38 A pilot reluctantly agrees to allow her arrogant co-worker to stay at her parents house when all flights in Cleveland are grounded due to a winter storm, but the pair are forced to feign being a couple when her former boyfriend arrives for a party.
Christmas in Vienna Tomorrow, 6:00 PM / HALMRK 68 A concert violinist starts to feel that her heart not in it anymore, but after she decides to travel to Vienna for a performance, she finds the inspiration she felt had been missing, and she also stumbles across a new love.
Christmas in Angel Falls Tomorrow, 6:00 PM / HALLMV 84 A guardian angel is assigned to the town of Angel Falls in order to help the residents revitalize their Christmas spirit, but when she volunteers at the local church, she befriends a volunteer fire chief, who is skeptical of her purpose.
Last Christmas Tomorrow, 6:15 PM / HBOSG 203 A young woman who appears to have an endless amount of bad luck decides to accept a job working as an elf in a year-round Christmas store, but after a man enters her life and her life starts to change, she wonders if it's all too good to be true.
Arthur Christmas Tomorrow, 6:20 PM / STRZCM 276 With a vital task that must be completed as quickly as possible, Santa's youngest son attempts to use his father's technologically advanced business to accomplish the undertaking, and along the way, he comes to further understand his family.
Bad Santa Tomorrow, 7:00 PM / PARAMNT 43 A drunken con man and his partner in crime pose as a department store Santa and elf in order to steal from the vault every year, but an overzealous head of security and a lonely and clingy little boy threaten to ruin this year's haul.
The Polar Express Tomorrow, 7:00 PM / AMCALL 64 A young boy's doubts about Santa's existence are allayed when he is invited aboard a magical train for a journey to the North Pole, where he is treated to a special gift reserved only for those who truly believe in Santa.
Twinkle All The Way Tomorrow, 8:00 PM / LIF-E 38 When a snow storm threatens to ruin a wedding at the exclusive Snowview Lodge, a wedding planner turns to the co-owner of a Christmas décor and house-lighting company for help ensuing the ceremony runs smoothly as he works with a high-profile client.
Good Morning Christmas! Tomorrow, 8:00 PM / HALMRK 68 Two quarreling television hosts are sent on an assignment to report on a small town's festive Christmas celebration plans, but as they feign civility for the sake of appearance, something genuine starts to form from the fake act.
Cranberry Christmas Tomorrow, 8:00 PM / HALLMV 84 A separated couple feign marital bliss on national television in order to help their town's Christmas festival, and their business, but their rekindled love is soon complicated by some new opportunities.
Home Improvement - Home for the Holidays Tomorrow, 8:00 PM / WFTS-DT2 629 / LAFF When Randy decides to visit the family for Christmas, he discovers that life has gone on without him and that things around the house have changed; Tim is shocked when he learns Al is his strongest competition for the annual decorating contest.
Little House on the Prairie - Christmas at Plum Creek Tomorrow, 8:00 PM / HALLDRMHD 1124 The members of the Ingalls family secretly take extra jobs at Christmas to be able to buy special gifts for each other, and Laura feels left out because she is too young to work until she comes up with an idea about how to raise money on her own.
Nature - Santa's Wild Home Tomorrow, 8:00 PM / WEDU-DT 3 / PBS / HDTV / New An intimate look into life in Lapland, a region in northern Finland that's the fabled home of Santa Claus, reveals a land of snowy trees, green lights in a star-filled sky, and tenacious wildlife such as reindeer, wolverines and brown bears.
Bad Santa Tomorrow, 9:00 PM / PARAMNT 43 A drunken con man and his partner in crime pose as a department store Santa and elf in order to steal from the vault every year, but an overzealous head of security and a lonely and clingy little boy threaten to ruin this year's haul.
Last Christmas Tomorrow, 9:15 PM / HBOSW 210 A young woman who appears to have an endless amount of bad luck decides to accept a job working as an elf in a year-round Christmas store, but after a man enters her life and her life starts to change, she wonders if it's all too good to be true.
Bob's Burgers - Better Off Sled Tomorrow, 9:30 PM / FXX 82 Louise, Gene and Tina engage in a heated turf war when their usual sledding territory is invaded by a group of angsty teenagers; Bob comes to Linda's aid as she faces limited time left to knit three scarves before Christmas arrives.
Hope at Christmas Tomorrow, 10:00 PM / HALLMV 84 When a mother and her young daughter come to a small town in North Carolina for the holidays, a man tries to make her Christmas wishes come true by helping her open herself up to life, love and believing in the spirit of Christmas again.
A Nashville Christmas Carol Tomorrow, 10:03 PM / HALMRK 68 A TV producer becomes forced to work with the man who broke her heart on a country music Christmas special, but she gets interrupted by Christmas spirits who are determined to get her to revisit events that occurred in her past.
Rediscovering Christmas Tomorrow, 10:05 PM / LIF-E 38 A department store window designer returns to her hometown to help her sister spearhead decorations for the towns annual Snowflake Festival and Christmas Eve dance, but she finds herself butting heads with the man whose family created the festival.
K9 Christmas Tomorrow, 10:56 PM / ENCORFM 378 An injured dog who used to work for the police is adopted by a girl whose group of friends organize a special charity concert to benefit children in need, but when two criminals plan to steal the money, the group bands together to save Christmas.
Friends - The One with 2 Parts, Pt 2 Tomorrow, 11:00 PM / NIC-E 36 Rachel attempts to take down her Christmas lights on the balcony without assistance and ends up suffering from a sprained ankle; Phoebe is forced to run damage control after her twin sister breaks up with a devastated Joey.
Bad Santa 2 Tomorrow, 11:00 PM / PARAMNT 43 Willie Soke and his sidekick, Marcus, make plans to rob a Chicago charity on Christmas Eve, and along the way, they encounter Willie's mother, a cheery boy, who evokes Willie's humanity, and a proper lady with a heart of gold.
The Polar Express Tomorrow, 11:00 PM / AMCALL 64 A young boy's doubts about Santa's existence are allayed when he is invited aboard a magical train for a journey to the North Pole, where he is treated to a special gift reserved only for those who truly believe in Santa.
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2020.11.19 06:15 avalle03 Kris Humphries was the actual worst.

Alright guys, I love the kardashians and have watched almost every season with the exception of the Kris Humphries ones and then some. Not intentional but just wasn’t into the show when all that was happening. Tonight, I was working on a puzzle when the Kourtney & Kim Take NY episodes started playing so I rolled with it and watched. All I have to say is how the fuck did I go this long feeling bad for the POS Kris Humphries thinking the poor guy got conned into a 72 daylong wedding for the sole purpose of ratings? Only to get dumped and dealt with a shitty divorce. Honestly, I thought he got done did dirty but after watching a few episodes of their life together post-wedding in NY, I realized I had it all wrong. Kim was whole heartedly into that marriage/relationship and into him. She was genuinely happy and excited to start a life and family with him. He’s the one that turned out to be a manipulative, mentally&emotionally&verbally abusive, insensitive, unsupportive, inconsiderate prick. Are the kardashians perfect? Hell no. And I don’t care if Kris hated the spotlight and their lifestyle because that absolutely doesn’t excuse his behavior.
Kris was the absolute worst husband and partner ever. The way he treated Kim, always with the back handed compliments, side remarks about her or her family, ignoring her wishes (i.e: when he brought his dogs without even telling her to her house from MN and continued to disregard her requests of not having them on her counters or bed), how he reacted to the naked yoga instructor that Kim had warned him about whilst they were in NYC, so much so that Kim even called him out on it. How about when Kim flew to MN to discuss them living in the same state and him barely budging or willing to compromise but instead childishly kept interrupting her and saying, “do you want me to resent you, baby? Do you? Would you like me to resent you?” And kept speaking over her while she was just trying to make her marriage work. How about how rude he was to her family and friends? I would not tolerate my partner making comments about how annoying my toddler nephew was and that “we needed to stay farther away from him.”
Okay, I’m done after this but then I watched the episodes of their “fairytale wedding” and the signs of a would-be disastrous marriage were there to begin with. First of Khloe sensed something was off about him and they also continually fought. She never liked him and I think shes a good judge of character. He even says “I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast” as a joke to her sisters and how the f did that not prompt anything? He showed up late to their wedding registry embarrassing Kim and upsetting Kris Jenner then has the nerve to criticize what her and Kris J pick out. He is such an abusive prick. Constantly tells Kim that she’s the one overreacting, the one making him feel bad and that he can’t seem to do anything right and always gets her to apologize and if not, he pulls the classic abuser move of telling her how much he loves her and he’s sorry for being a jerk.
I never thought I’d go on such a rant about or even in defense of the Kardashians especially Kim but I feel bad for her. And embarrassed that I always felt bad for Kris for having bad to deal with them.
Alright I’m done wasting my time but just needed to get that off my chest 😂 Oh and then when he makes the comment about how easily he could throw her over the edge of that rooftop restaurant they were eating at in NYC? After Kim said how scared she was of heights. I’m not even done with the wedding episodes so I’m bracing myself.
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2020.11.16 08:49 WafflePeach Shoutout to the Starbucks Barista Who Would Always Make My Intellectually Disabled Client Super Happy

For the past 2 years I have been working at a day program for adults with intellectual disabilities. We have a specific group of clients that we work with every day. My partner and I would take our 6 clients out to the same Starbucks for their coffee at least a few times a month. One of the clients, Matt, loved Kim Kardashian. He would ask me literally every single day if he could "be Kim today". I would always say yes of course, as that always made him happy. Whenever Matt would order coffee (with me helping him order) he would tell the baristas his name is 'Kim' and we would always get this weird look at other places. I would often explain that he just really loved Kim Kardashian. Yet the one barista at this specific store was always more than happy to call him 'Kim'. After the first or second time she saw us come in, she would always greet Matt by saying "Hey Kim! Getting your hot white chocolate mocha today?". He was always super excited, and I was so happy that the barista went along with it, and never looked at him weird. She was more than happy to serve Matt, and loved seeing him come into our store. I have dearly missed taking him to that Starbucks since Covid started as we have been closed to clients coming into the office since March. I can't wait til the day we get to take him to his favorite Starbucks again, and hopefully the barista is still there and remembers him. Thank you so much for your kindness, barista of that specific store!
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2020.11.12 00:41 SWGalaxysEdge ** Thu 11/12 - Christmas TV listings - ALL CHANNELS **

all times are Eastern USA - Check your local listings
The Christmas Club Tomorrow, 12:00 AM / HALMRK 68 Two strangers encounter each other while trying to aid an elderly woman in recovering her lost Christmas savings, and thanks to a little help from fate and some Christmas magic, the two of them also find the true love their lives were missing.
Christmas Homecoming Tomorrow, 12:00 AM / HALLMV 84 A war widow rents an apartment to a veteran Army Captain who is recovering from a recent wound, and when they discover that the town's military museum is in financial trouble, they work together to prepare a fundraising event in hopes of saving it.
Christmas with a Prince: Becoming Royal Tomorrow, 12:00 AM / UP 145
A Welcome Home Christmas Tomorrow, 12:01 AM / LIF-E 38 While supporting her local military chapter's Christmas toy drive, a woman is partnered with a veteran who has recently returned home, and as they organize the annual Christmas ball for the kids, they begin to form a special bond with each other.
Will & Grace - Fanilow Tomorrow, 1:00 AM / LOGO 147 When Will decides to skip the annual Adler Design Christmas Party in order to be the first in line for tickets to a Barry Manilow concert, he disappoints one girl he knows who arrives with the same idea; Grace spots her mother in town.
That '70s Show - The Best Christmas Ever Tomorrow, 1:00 AM / WFTS-DT2 629 / LAFF Eric and his friends make a plan to keep the $40 Red gave them to buy a Christmas tree by cutting down one of the trees along the interstate themselves; Bob tells Red that he must work on Christmas; Laurie tries to make Eric's party more exciting.
Modern Family - White Christmas Tomorrow, 1:39 AM / USA-E 32 Gloria wants to celebrate a white Christmas with her family, so she rents a cabin in the mountains, but everything goes wrong when the mountains experience unexpectedly warm weather and a surprise guest shows up at the cabin
Road to Christmas Tomorrow, 2:00 AM / HALMRK 68 When a TV producer falls in love with the son of a popular star, she decides to concoct a plan to reunite her beau with his family on a live broadcast, but when the plan goes awry, she is forced to face the truth about the spirit of Christmas.
Journey Back to Christmas Tomorrow, 2:00 AM / HALLMV 84 A World War II-era nurse suddenly finds herself transported to the year 2016, where she meets a man who shows her the importance of family ties and demonstrates to her that the true meaning of Christmas is timeless and unchanging
A Country Christmas Story Tomorrow, 2:04 AM / LIF-E 38 Hoping to achieve her dream of country music stardom, a young girl from the Appalachian Mountains defies cultural rejection, and the disapproval of her mother, in order to participate in a singing competition hosted by Dolly Parton.
The Family Stone Tomorrow, 2:15 AM / HBO2 202 A successful businessman brings his straight-laced and uptight fiancée home to meet his free-thinking, high-spirited and rebellious family for Christmas, but he runs into problems after he tries to give her the heirloom wedding ring.
Praise - This Christmas Night Tomorrow, 3:00 AM / TRI 131 Special guests join hosts Matt Crouch and his wife Laurie for a discussion about faith-related topics, which includes celebrity interviews and musical performances from various gospel and contemporary Christian musicians.
Yes, Virginia, There Is a Santa Claus Tomorrow, 3:08 AM / HBOF-E 204 A newspaper writer deals with the sudden death of his wife and finds himself down in the dumps until a young girl sends a letter to the paper asking if Santa is real that causes him to reevaluate his feelings in order to find the greater good in his
A Christmas Love Story Tomorrow, 4:00 AM / HALMRK 68 A youth choir director must come up with a hit song to write for the big Christmas Eve show, but she becomes distracted by a young boy with a gifted voice, and the child's widowed father seems just as surprised as she is to hear him sing.
Time for You to Come Home for Christmas Tomorrow, 4:00 AM / HALLMV 84 After her husband has passed away, a young woman returns to her hometown, where she meets a veteran who is on his own holiday journey, and as Christmas comes near, they learn of a bond that may be the Christmas miracle that they need.
Christmas Connection Tomorrow, 6:00 AM / HALMRK 68 A flight attendant looks after an unaccompanied minor, and after she is safely delivered to her father, the attendant finds a package that she left behind, and when she delivers it to her, her father invites her to spend the holidays with them.
Looks Like Christmas Tomorrow, 6:00 AM / HALLMV 84 Two single parents battle for control of the Christmas holiday at the middle school their children attend and learn a lesson about the true meaning of Christmas, and they also wind up opening themselves to the possibility of a new romance.
Family Matters - Miracle on Elm Street Tomorrow, 6:00 AM / TVONE 146 After the young Richie has befriended a homeless person on Christmas Day, he decides to share goodwill by inviting the struggling individual to the Winslow household to celebrate the festive holiday, which surprises everyone.
ER - The High Holiday Tomorrow, 6:00 AM / TVGC 178 As Christmas draws near, Morris finds an unwanted package from his father on the ER's doorstep; Sam is anxious about taking Alex off of the ventilator after his accident; a woman with a high-risk pregnancy is in danger of being deported.
Yes, Virginia, There Is a Santa Claus Tomorrow, 6:08 AM / HBOF-W 211 A newspaper writer deals with the sudden death of his wife and finds himself down in the dumps until a young girl sends a letter to the paper asking if Santa is real that causes him to reevaluate his feelings in order to find the greater good in his
Buttons: A Christmas Tale Tomorrow, 6:32 AM / STRZFK 274 Two orphan girls' only wish is to find a home for Christmas, and when they meet two unexpected visitors, they turn out to be their guardian angels who, with a little help, turn the tide of events and change their lives forever.
A Nanny for Christmas Tomorrow, 8:00 AM / LIF-E 38 A determined and youthful career woman is in desperate need of reliable work to keep her busy, and a high-flying marketing executive offers her the opportunity to watch over her prim and proper children in order to teach them the value of having fun.
Christmas at the Plaza Tomorrow, 8:00 AM / HALMRK 68 With the holiday season approaching, an archival historian in a declining relationship gets hired to create an exhibition to honor the history of an event, and she ends up working with a decorator and soon finds herself falling in love.
A Christmas Melody Tomorrow, 8:00 AM / HALLMV 84 After closing her boutique in the city, a single mother returns to her hometown with her young daughter, who tries to get ready for a holiday performance with her new music teacher's help while her mother contends with a rival from her past.
Every Day Is Christmas Tomorrow, 10:00 AM / LIF-E 38 A workaholic who does not give much thought to the holiday season and love chooses to concentrate on her career as a money manager, but she learns to embrace the spirit of Christmas when her past, present and future unite to teach her about love.
The Christmas Bow Tomorrow, 10:00 AM / HALLMV 84 A promising musicians lifelong dream is put on hold by an accident, but she reconnects with an old family friend, and his young cousin, while recovering at home during the Christmas holiday, she finds love in someone who believes in her.
The Middle - Christmas Help Tomorrow, 10:30 AM / FAM-E 52 When Mike helps Rusty move furniture into the Heck house, he finds Rusty doesn't actually own the items; Frankie plans to work at a store to get a discount to buy Christmas presents; TimTom boldly casts Brick in a holiday play; Sue bakes cookies.
The Middle - The Christmas Tree Tomorrow, 11:30 AM / FAM-E 52 Axl and Frankie discuss a time management agreement that will give Axl's friends and family equal shares of his time home during the holidays; Sue is having an allergic reaction to the Christmas tree; Brick lied about his wrapping paper sales.
Mistletoe & Menorahs Tomorrow, 12:00 PM / LIF-E 38 When a big account is on the line, a toy company executive turns to a co-workers friend for help learning about Hanukkah in exchange for helping him transform his bachelor pad into a Christmas Wonderland that will impress his girlfriend.
A Cookie Cutter Christmas Tomorrow, 12:00 PM / HALMRK 68 Two elementary school teachers reignite their rivalry with the Christmas cookie bake-off and soon find they share a crush on the same single dad, but their competitiveness for both the prize and the love causes them to lose focus on the true meaning.
Keeping Up with the Kardashians - Family Matters Tomorrow, 12:00 PM / ETV-E 70 The family fights over holiday plans when Kim reveals she doesnt want to host the annual Christmas party; Scott is reunited with a relative from his past and struggles to discuss his parents; Khloe fills in as Kriss assistant and causes drama.
Christmas in Montana Tomorrow, 12:00 PM / HALLMV 84 A woman goes to Montana to help a resistant man save his ranch before the holidays, and her time on the ranch helps restore her faith in Christmas just in time for a miracle.
Last Christmas Tomorrow, 12:55 PM / HBO 201 A young woman who appears to have an endless amount of bad luck decides to accept a job working as an elf in a year-round Christmas store, but after a man enters her life and her life starts to change, she wonders if it's all too good to be true.
The Christmas Temp Tomorrow, 2:00 PM / LIF-E 38 An unemployed artist receives a handful of festive jobs to choose from when she applies at a Christmas temp agency, but she begins to feel overwhelmed by the holiday preparations and finds herself stuck in a creative rut.
Love You Like Christmas Tomorrow, 2:00 PM / HALMRK 68 A corporate marketing executive with little room in her life for romance or the holiday spirit is forced to take a detour en route to a client's wedding, leading her to a Christmas-loving town where she may just find what she's been missing.
Charming Christmas Tomorrow, 2:00 PM / HALLMV 84 The employees at a department store are preoccupied with issues in their personal lives as they get their workplace ready for Christmas, but the arrival of the store's new Santa inspires a renewed interest in the holiday season.
Last Christmas Tomorrow, 3:55 PM / HBOWAL 208 A young woman who appears to have an endless amount of bad luck decides to accept a job working as an elf in a year-round Christmas store, but after a man enters her life and her life starts to change, she wonders if it's all too good to be true.
Jingle Belle Tomorrow, 4:00 PM / LIF-E 38 After studying music at Juilliard in New York City, a young woman returns to her small town to write music for the annual Christmas Eve Pageant, where she is shocked to learn that she will be working with her old high school sweetheart.
Christmas Scavenger Hunt Tomorrow, 4:00 PM / HALMRK 68 A woman decides to head back home to spend the holidays there, but things start to get complicated after she becomes forced to partner up with her ex-boyfriend to participate in her hometown's annual Christmas scavenger hunt.
The Christmas Ring Tomorrow, 4:00 PM / HALLMV 84 A reporter searches for the love story behind an antique engagement ring, and with the help of the ring's owner's grandson, they learn the legacy his grandparent's left behind.
You Better Watch Out Tomorrow, 4:25 PM / FLIX-E 118 A troubled individual finds that his entire life has been affected by the terrible moment when he discovered the truth behind Santa Claus and Christmas, and his life-long obsession soon turns horrific when he embarks upon a bitter spree of murder.
American Dad! - Santa Schmanta Tomorrow, 5:00 PM / TBS 23 Snot gives a lesson to Roger about the nuances of the practice of Hanukkah, but this has unintended consequences when the lesson is taken too seriously, and a campaign to increase the popularity of the tradition at the expense of Christmas begins.
A Welcome Home Christmas Tomorrow, 6:00 PM / LIF-E 38 While supporting her local military chapter's Christmas toy drive, a woman is partnered with a veteran who has recently returned home, and as they organize the annual Christmas ball for the kids, they begin to form a special bond with each other.
Switched for Christmas Tomorrow, 6:00 PM / HALMRK 68 When estrange twin sisters are forced to get together, the two start to become envious of each other's life, so they decide to swap places to learn how the other half lives, and gain a better appreciation for what they already have.
Nostalgic Christmas Tomorrow, 6:00 PM / HALLMV 84 When a woman visits the small town in Maine where she grew up, she learns that her dad is set to sell his toy store and retire from his wood-carving career, also the town's lumber mill is up for sale, possibly making this her last Christmas there.
Family Matters - Miracle on Elm Street Tomorrow, 6:00 PM / TVONE 146 After the young Richie has befriended a homeless person on Christmas Day, he decides to share goodwill by inviting the struggling individual to the Winslow household to celebrate the festive holiday, which surprises everyone.
Die Hard Tomorrow, 6:00 PM / HBOZ-E 206 A New York cop, who is visiting Los Angeles, finds himself pitted against a group of ruthless terrorists who have taken a large number of hostages in a high-rise office building, and he is forced to fight for their survival alone.
You Better Watch Out Tomorrow, 7:25 PM / FLIX-W 115 A troubled individual finds that his entire life has been affected by the terrible moment when he discovered the truth behind Santa Claus and Christmas, and his life-long obsession soon turns horrific when he embarks upon a bitter spree of murder.
Last Man Standing - Gift of the Wise Man Tomorrow, 7:30 PM / WGNAMER 18 Mike informs his family that he doesn't want Christmas gifts this year and asks that they do a "good deed" instead in order to remind them about the true meaning of Christmas; Chuck is nominated to play Santa at the Outdoor Man.
A Homecoming for the Holidays Today, 8:00 PM / HALLMV 84 When a country music singer comes home to her hometown for the holidays, her brother's fellow ex-soldier is in town, so while she is writing her new album, she works along with him in order to build a house for a friend in town.
Staging Christmas Tomorrow, 8:00 PM / LIF-E 38 A home stager is surprised when a wealthy widower, who is not looking to sell his house, tasks her with staging his home in the hope of recovering his daughters holiday cheer, and she finds herself growing closer to the family as she works.
On the 12th Date of Christmas Tomorrow, 8:00 PM / HALMRK 68 Two game designers who hardly seem compatible with each other work together to organize a large scavenger hunt with a romantic "12 Days of Christmas" theme.
Christmas at Graceland Tomorrow, 8:00 PM / HALLMV 84 When an executive takes a trip to finish a deal involving a family-owned bank, she runs into her former flame turned music promoter, but when the two rehash their old days of performing together, the businesswoman finds herself drawn to the past.
Die Hard Tomorrow, 9:00 PM / HBOZ-W 213 A New York cop, who is visiting Los Angeles, finds himself pitted against a group of ruthless terrorists who have taken a large number of hostages in a high-rise office building, and he is forced to fight for their survival alone
A Town Without Christmas Tomorrow, 9:00 PM / HALLDRMHD 1124 / HDTV A small town is brought together in a rush to locate a missing child when the boy's letter to Santa Claus is revealed on television, explaining his wish to leave this world so he will no longer burden his divorcing and bickering parents.
A Very Country Christmas Homecoming Tomorrow, 10:00 PM / UP 145 A couple returns home after their honeymoon to prepare for their first Christmas as a family, but their perfect holiday plans are threatened when the woman's former father-in-law shows up out of the blue and makes things complicated.
Grounded for Christmas Tomorrow, 10:05 PM / LIF-E 38 A pilot reluctantly agrees to allow her arrogant co-worker to stay at her parents house when all flights in Cleveland are grounded due to a winter storm, but the pair are forced to feign being a couple when her former boyfriend arrives for a party.
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2020.11.11 04:34 mysticalarts007 Celebrity/Romance/Drama

I do love a well written celebrity storyline that builds. It so easy to fall into the trap of endless sex with certain celebrity pairings, but I am in search of someone that paint a picture using all the senses. Celebrity fandom is possibly my favorite genre of writings when paired with an excellent partner. An excellent partner isn't always about how many paragraphs you can turn out, but how you can pull another into the storyline provoke all types of emotions that you itching for the next reply. So, with that being said I will put out there a few things I'm looking for and a few celebrities I do enjoy playing.
Things I'm looking for in a partner:
  1. Reddit PM / Discord.
  2. 3rd person writing with Mutli-paragraphs.
  3. Decent grammar and spelling. I need to be able to read what you wrote.
  4. You will play the male character. I do prefer the writer to a male in real life, but it isn't deal breaker.
  5. Must be 21+ to write with me.
  6. Willing to use pictures, gifs as visual aid "non-sexual".
  7. Be active. [ I know we all have lives. Just communicate if you are going to be away more than a week or so ]
  8. FxM MxF only
Possible Celebrities, I could play but not limited to:
** Disclosure**
Just because the celebrity may be younger in age, I do not play them childish or immature. I do tend to make them mature in their actions and thoughts most the time without steering away from their personality
I can't wait to see what we can come up with.
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2020.10.31 12:37 kittehgoesmeow What A Day: GOTV Kills The Reality Star by Sarah Lazarus and Crooked Media (10/30/2020)

"Kirstie, you are welcome to change the channel - just like countless viewers did every time “Veronica’s Closet” came on TV. But don’t downplay the loss of nearly 230K American lives. And please, wear a mask." - CNN, reducing Kirstie Alley to rubble

Homestretching The Facts

Donald Trump and his Large Adult Surrogates have four days left to convince voters that the virus sending their neighbors to the hospital doesn’t exist, and by golly, they’re gonna try.
In a fitting end to this election cycle, Trump’s closing strategy is best summed up by a 3 a.m. tweet.
Only 800 years after 2016, we’ve made it to the final weekend. If you haven’t volunteered yet, now is the time. If you’ve been volunteering, now is the time to go sicko mode. We have four days left to affect how this thing ends, and in these last few days we need to focus on turning out voters in Pennsylvania, Florida, and North Carolina. Pick a state, grab your shifts, and LFG.

Look No Further Than The Crooked Media

You've already voted. Great! You've made sure three other people have a plan to vote. Terrific! We're gonna ask you to do a little more. It's the homestretch of the homestretch, and we need to reach every possible voter in these final days. Find all of your options to get involved and wake up on November 4 with no regrets → https://votesaveamerica.com/volunteer

Under The Radar

Did you need one last burst of incandescent rage to fuel your weekend phone banking? We, unfortunately, gotchu. Border authorities have been expelling migrant children from other countries into Mexico, in violation of U.S. policy and basic human decency. Those expulsions (which seem to number more than 200 over the last few months) have taken place under the Trump administration’s pandemic-exploiting border closure policy. But sending unaccompanied children from Guatemala or Honduras into a country where they have no connections is not only stunningly dangerous and cruel, it violates both child-welfare and immigrations laws, as well as an agreement with the Mexican government. Here’s what you can do about it.

What Else?

Former DHS Secretary Kirstjen Nielsen instructed ports to turn away asylum seekers even when they had capacity, according to the DHS inspector general—meaning Nielson lied to Congress.
A federal judge rejected the Justice Department’s attempt to dismiss a lawsuit from former Deputy FBI Director Andrew McCabe alleging that Trump ordered his firing hours before he was set to retire as political retribution.
Philadelphia police yanked a Black toddler out of an SUV and then used him for a propaganda photo, after violently arresting and injuring his mother, who had nothing to do with the protests. Protect and serve, baby!
A Mitch McConnell-aligned PAC has dumped millions into the Michigan Senate race in a last ditch effort to unseat Sen. Gary Peters (D-MI). If you’ve got spite in your heart and cash in your pocket, here’s where to put it.
Miles “Anonymous” Taylor actively defended Trump’s cruelest immigration policies while styling himself as a #resistance icon.
Ivanka Trump has come out as “unapologetically” pro-life while styling herself as a #girlboss icon.
Kanye West gifted Kim Kardashian a hologram of her father and she shared it with the internet for some reason and now the internet is coughing up blood.
A pregnant Florida woman went into labor but refused to go to the hospital until she had voted. In many ways, we are all experiencing the labor pains...of democracy. No going to the hospital until you’ve finished delivering Joe Biden! (This went off the rails, sorry.) (Please go to the hospital if you are in labor.)
The New York Times has made a stress-relieving Election Distractor. 10/10, would be distracted again.

Be Smarter

One of the first Supreme Court cases Amy Coney Barrett will hear next week may determine whether religious conservatives have a constitutional right to discriminate against LGBTQ people. On Wednesday the justices will hear oral arguments in Fulton v. Philadelphia, in which a government contractor claims the right to still receive a government contract while denying government services to same-sex couples. The religious right was likely to walk away victorious even before Barrett was confirmed, and now it’s essentially a sure thing. The case represents an impending blow to LGBTQ equality, but it could also mean an unprecedented expansion of religious objectors’ rights to blow off other laws they don’t care for.

What A Sponsor

Today, as cities contemplate reopening and rebuilding their local economies, Lyft has expanded its Jobs Access Program to provide access to rides and additional job search support through Goodwill and United Way in 20 major cities. A ride — whether it's on a Lyft bike, scooter, or rideshare — can go a long way towards supporting an individual’s economic mobility and recovery. In the first year of the Jobs Access Program, Lyft provided nearly 20,000 rides through its partners.
The program focuses on three key interventions in the employment pipeline that are critical to individual success, and where transportation can play a major role:
Whether you’re in need of a ride or you want to donate and support others, the Jobs Access Hub makes it easy to take action. Qualifying individuals can use the Hub to see if a ride is available, and if so, Goodwill or United Way will distribute the ride credits.
LyftUp is Lyft’s comprehensive effort to expand transportation access to those who need it most. Through LyftUp, Lyft partners with leading nonprofits to help provide access to free and discounted rides to individuals and families who lack affordable, reliable transportation.

Is That Hope I Feel?

More than nine million Texans have already voted, surpassing the state’s total voter turnout in 2016. With four days left to go. Holy moly.
LGBTQ representation in the House could more than double in this election.
Keke Palmer is coming for Mandy Patinkin’s GOTV crown.
America can be good, still.

Enjoy

Ariel Edwards-Levy on Twitter: "for Halloween I'm putting uncertainty bars around myself and going as the Margin of Terror. bOoOoOoO"
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2020.10.30 18:06 LinusRanger13 Konfidential KUWTK Producer Secrets: Season 19, Episode 5 - "Sister, Sister and a Babymoon"

Hello my fellow poor people! Welcome to this week's “Malikas Kards Konfidential," inside production details/family notes from KUWTK’s last episode, “Sister, Sister and a Babymoon”
Needing 2 weeks of multiple health screens after watching this Malika-filled episode, producers surprised us with a trip to Morongo where we could pretend that we really care about the Malikas just for a brief moment in time. They gambled, put their own health at risk, discussed the horrors of giving birth to a person that’s about to pop, and honestly, nothing more. I realize that for most people, this episode is something so far out of reach from the normal Kardashian realm, so in moments like these, I am humbly reminded why this show is coming to an end. #ThisIsTorture
Our A-plot is Khloe taking Malika on a babymoon, something that is apparently a very real thing, and our B-plot was Corey v. Kendall. Let’s dive in before we're all haunted by Robert Kardashian's hologram!
Cold Open/Scene 1: Kourtney and Kim discuss Kendall/Kylie fight
Scene 2: Kim and Khloe talk about the fight while Kourtney sits in the corner and says nothing
Scene 3: Kim, Khloe and Scott talk about the fight + Malika's babymoon
Scenes 4/5: Malika sits through labor horror stories during her baby moon lunch + en route to Malika's favorite spot in the world, Morongo
Scene 6: Kylie breaks away from STASSSIE BABBBYYY to fulfill her contractual obligations by participating in a scene w/Kris at her office
Scene 7: Khloe, Khadijah and the other girl day players celebrate Malika in their Morongo suites
Scene 8: A future boring plot is SAVED by Corey reading Kendall for the "asshole" that she really is
Scenes 9/10: Malika celebrates International Women's Day by telling the world she don't give a flying FUCK about her baby daddy's business + Khloe, Malika and their day players risk their health by playing in the casino amid a pandemic
Scene 11: This trip seems to never end as Khloe, Malika and their day players head to dinner
Scene 12: This episode still drags on as Malika gives her baby a real kick by drinking caffeine
Scene 13: Corey and Kris talk about the phone call w/Kendall
Scene 14: Khloe, masked up, is graced by a visit from Kris... who is shook by the new mask culture
Scene 15: Kendall shoots her Architectural Digest cover
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2020.10.28 13:51 kittehgoesmeow What A Day: Lions And Tigers And Barretts by Sarah Lazarus and Crooked Media (10/27/20)

"He's jealous of Covid's media coverage." - Barack Obama, seasoned parent of small children

Geeks Bearing Grifts

On Monday night, Donald Trump and the conservative hacks of the Supreme Court announced exactly how they would like to steal this election. But like any good cartoon villain, they’ve done so while we still have time to thwart them.
Tellingly, Kavanaugh’s opinion was an unmistakable echo of Trump’s own rhetoric.
Half the goal of these GOP tactics is to discourage you, to make you believe the theft is a done deal, to depress Democratic turnout far enough to bring the election within cheating distance. Our much simpler job is to recognize this as pathetic, and respond by electing Democrats in a landslide. Seven days.

Look No Further Than The Crooked Media

Youtube star Dan Pfeiffer has a fresh new episode of Campaign Experts React out now! Head to Crooked’s Youtube channel to catch that fantastic ep with Cornell Belcher, Alyssa Mastromonaco’s series Let’s Break It Down, and so much more. While you’re there, make Dan’s dreams come true and smash that subscribe button → youtube.com/crookedmedia

Under The Radar

Trump-appointee Michael Pack has dismantled the firewall intended to protect Voice of America journalists from political interference. Pack’s been sidling in this direction for months: He installed new management soon after his arrival, declined to renew the work visas of foreign staffers, and recently directed two senior aides to investigate VOA’s White House correspondent for anti-Trump bias. That investigation was in violation of the regulations that Pack just struck down, in the middle of the night. VOA and its affiliated networks were founded to combat foreign propaganda and deliver balanced news coverage to people living under repressive regimes. Trump’s flunkey has now wiped out the last guardrail preventing VOA from becoming a state-sponsored propaganda arm itself.

What Else?

A total of 57 women have said they underwent or were pressured to undergo unnecessary gynecological surgery in ICE detention, according to attorneys in a Senate briefing on Monday. Seventeen of those women are still detained at Irwin County Detention Center in Georgia.
A federal judge has blocked the Justice Department from intervening in E. Jean Carroll’s defamation lawsuit against President Trump. That allows Carroll’s case to proceed, for now.
Philadelphia police fatally shot Walter Wallace Jr., a 27-year-old Black man struggling with mental health issues, sparking protests and unrest across the city. The Pennsylvania National Guard has been mobilized, and Joe Biden and Kamala Harris have released a statement.
Trump’s businesses have raked in at least $2.5 million from taxpayers since he took office. Trump has used his own visits to charge the government (and by extension, you) for every possible service, from $6,000 for roses to $3 for a glass of water.
Some recovering coronavirus patients have exhibited cognitive deficits equivalent to the brain aging by ten years, which nobody needs on top of the decade we’ve all aged this year.
A Texas appeals court ruled that voters who contract coronavirus before Election Day will need a doctor’s note to vote absentee, because why just put an undue burden on voters when you can also dump extra strain on overwhelmed health-care providers?
The CDC has issued a warning about a multi-state Listeria outbreak connected to deli meats. Stop the meme presses: Cats cannot have a little salami as a treat.
Strong winds and dry air have fueled the spread of two major Southern California wildfires, forcing nearly 100,000 people to evacuate.
Nxivm cult founder Keith Raniere has been sentenced to 120 years in prison. Plenty of time to catch up on all 12-15 eventual seasons of The Vow!
Gov. Gretchen Whitmer (D-MI) has written a scathing essay about Trump’s encouragement of domestic terror threats: “Every time the president ramps up this violent rhetoric, every time he fires up Twitter to launch another broadside against me, my family and I see a surge of vicious attacks sent our way.”
The Lincoln Project is planning its post-election transformation into a media empire, and presumably its heel turn.
Read the room, Kim. (Unless you have another majestic, misspelled horse to show us, then go nuts, Kim.)
ALSO READ THE ROOM, OREGON HEALTH AUTHORITY.

Be Smarter

The CDC’s eviction moratorium contained loopholes that have allowed thousands of evictions to proceed. The order doesn’t erase any of the rent or late fees that tenants owe, or provide financial relief to landlords, and unlike jurisdiction-wide moratoriums, its protection isn’t automatic: Tenants must sign a declaration (under penalty of perjury) and bring it to their landlords, or to eviction court. That declaration’s wording is confusingly ambiguous, and state supreme courts have issued different instructions to local judges on how to interpret the order. Messiest of all, the order contains the clause, “You may be evicted for reasons other than not paying rent,” providing landlords a way around the moratorium altogether.
Since the CDC order took effect in early September, landlords have carried out 20,523 evictions in 22 cities monitored by Princeton University’s Eviction Lab. Real stability for renters can only come from large-scale federal relief, and Senate Republicans just took that off the table until after the election. (Hi again, Mitch.)

What A Sponsor

Today, as cities contemplate reopening and rebuilding their local economies, Lyft has expanded its Jobs Access Program to provide access to rides and additional job search support through Goodwill and United Way in 20 major cities. A ride — whether it's on a Lyft bike, scooter, or rideshare — can go a long way towards supporting an individual’s economic mobility and recovery. In the first year of the Jobs Access Program, Lyft provided nearly 20,000 rides through its partners.
The program focuses on three key interventions in the employment pipeline that are critical to individual success, and where transportation can play a major role:
Whether you’re in need of a ride or you want to donate and support others, the Jobs Access Hub makes it easy to take action. Qualifying individuals can use the Hub to see if a ride is available, and if so, Goodwill or United Way will distribute the ride credits.
LyftUp is Lyft’s comprehensive effort to expand transportation access to those who need it most. Through LyftUp, Lyft partners with leading nonprofits to help provide access to free and discounted rides to individuals and families who lack affordable, reliable transportation.

Is That Hope I Feel?

Twenty former U.S. attorneys, all Republicans, have publicly called Donald Trump “a threat to the rule of law in our country” and endorsed Joe Biden for president.
Democrats are eyeing a nice little add-on for the House. Maybe a sunroom in Nebraska? A wraparound porch in Texas? Here’s how to help.
Michael Bloomberg will spend around $15 million on a last minute advertising blitz for Joe Biden in Texas and Ohio. Meanwhile, the Trump campaign has pulled its advertising out of Florida to focus on Michigan, Minnesota, Ohio, and Pennsylvania.
Joe Biden gave the world Fall Out Boy, and now, Fall Out Boy will give the world Joe Biden.

Enjoy

mike ginn on Twitter: "if borat tried to trick me i would simply say “you are borat”"
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2020.10.25 16:41 Ainfluencer Top 10 Killer Instagram Influencers in 2020

Influencer marketing is the most important part of Instagram marketing that 89% indicated that Instagram was the most important social media channel to collaborate with influencers. Based on this stat, many brands select this medium to tell their stories and find their voice through top Instagram influencers.
Generally, brands need better ways to find and collaborate with influencers to make trusted relationships with to sell for them. In this case, top social media influencers can not match every brand marketing scale; therefore, they should come up with an influencer marketing platform to pick up an appropriate influencer and grow their brands and make money on Instagram.
Top Instagram influencers are known to the Instagram audience because they are famous enough to include Instagram stars. Here we are going to introduce the top 10 killers Instagram influencers.

1. Cristiano Ronaldo

Cristian Ronaldo is the first top Instagram influencer with 239 Million known as one of the Instagram stars for his amazing football play. He does sponsorship posts with brands they believe their audience would be likely to engage with, such as Nike’s rich, famous brands, to share huge opportunities from Instagram. However, this top Instagram influencer also shares photos of both his sport and family life.
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2. Ariana Grande

Ariana Grande is the second most popular Instagram accounts, hit 203 million followers, is an American singer, songwriter, and one of the most popular Instagram models. She is known as one of the best-selling pop stars and a top Instagram account among women. Moreover, she recently starts a brand partnership with Luxe Brands; her Instagram feed confirms her IG followers with the music’s back scene and modeling photos.

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3. The Rock

The third biggest Instagram account belongs to The rock, with 200 million followers. He is one of the most popular Instagram actors and sport character partnership with Under Armour is launching a new collection called “The Work,” who serves his IG followers with his family life, sports, and sometimes sponsorship posts.

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4. Kylie Jenner

Kylie Jenner is another popular Instagram model, with around 197 million followers. She is one of the top Instagram influencers who appeared as an American media personality plus founder and company Kylie Cosmetics. Kylie also turns into one of the biggest Instagram stars due to her top most-liked Instagram posts. Her Instagram feed is filled with her profession, and personal life includes lots of baby and her partner photos.

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5. Selena Gomez

Selena Gomez is the third most followed Instagram account among famous women Instagram models. She is an American singer and actress with 194million followers who gains massive popularity on Instagram as one of the hottest Instagram influencers. Selena Gomez is now advertising a new cosmetics brand called “Rare Beauty.”

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6. Kim Kardashian

Another popular Instagram model is Kim Kardashian, an actress and media figure with 189 million followers. She is known as one of the top Instagram influencers in the cosmetic topic. Coty brand is one of the beauty companies she partners with. By the way, her Instagram activities are around photos from her modeling and the events she attends, along with particular content like old family photos.

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7. Leo Messi

The next one is Lionel Messi, a soccer player like Cristiano Ronaldo, with 167 million followers. He is the second famous player in the world, and; his Instagram includes shots of his playing as well as his personal family life and an insight into other events he attends.

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8. Beyoncé

Beyonce is the eight valuable Instagram influencer, ranking high on the list as an American singer with 155 million followers. She teams up with the Adidas brand, and her Instagram account showcases from her performances and professional work, with a few more personal posts among them.

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9. Justin Bieber

Justin is one of the Canadian popular pop stars who play many instruments; his songs made him a billion views in 2010, turning him the first musician after Lady Gaga. There are lots of shots from his pictures with celebrity mates, cartoon versions of himself, etc.
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10. Taylor Swift

Taylor Swift is an American singer, songwriter with 140 million followers who is an expert in branding and gained a huge reputation on both twitter and Instagram. Swift has a more productive figure on Instagram than Twitter. It is obvious from his Story Highlights, performances photos, and promotions of her latest work and activities (along with the usual selfies and personal life posts).

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2020.10.08 16:38 marc1309 Snapshot of a shadow war

https://www.aspi.org.au/report/snapshot-shadow-war
A shadow battle is playing out online as the conflict between Azerbaijan and Armenia continues to escalate (for an explanation of the conflict, see reporting by the New York Times, the BBC, the Atlantic Council and others). On Twitter, large numbers of suspicious accounts supporting both sides have been wading in on politicised hashtags linked to the conflict. Our findings indicate large-scale coordinated activity. While much of this behaviour is likely to be authentic, our analysis has also found a significant amount of suspicious and potentially inauthentic behaviour. Crucially, the online battles are taking place in multiple languages, including English, Spanish and German, suggesting the goal is to control the international narrative about the Azerbaijani–Armenian conflict. This activity is occurring in the context of long-running information campaigns on both sides, which has previously been investigated by DFRLab. Beyond the two combatant states, actors well outside the geographical scope of the conflict also appear to be getting involved. In an echo of Turkey and Pakistan’s support for Azerbaijan in the conflict on the ground, Turkish and Pakistani accounts, some of which also appear likely to be inauthentic, have also been engaging in English-language skirmishes online. On the other side, Indian accounts have been pushing back with hashtags such as #IndiaStandWithArmenia. Other activity includes engaging with the Twitter accounts of US celebrities, including Kim Kardashian and her partner Kanye West, in an attempt to enlist their support for Armenia, and targeting of international media outlets such as the BBC. To be clear: some proportion of this shadow battle is undoubtedly authentic. Many people around the world have strong opinions on this conflict and are engaging in the debate online. Distinguishing real people from inauthentic or ‘bot’ accounts is challenging in the best of times, and emerging crises and conflicts can drive real users to behave in unusual ways, making it even more complicated than normal. However, it does appear likely that there is a level of inauthentic activity on both sides of the conflict. We aren’t attempting a comprehensive analysis (which will require more time and resources) and not seeking to fact-check content. We’re working swiftly, in particular, seeking to capture data before the evidence is lost to researchers as a result of Twitter’s content moderation. We focus here primarily on English-language activity, but it’s important to note that similar activity is likely to be taking place in a variety of other languages. The goal of this research piece is therefore to observe and document some of the early dynamics of the information battle playing out in parallel to the conflict on the ground and create a basis for further, more comprehensive research. This report is in no way intended to undermine the legitimacy of authentic social media conversations and debate taking place on all sides of the conflict.
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2020.10.04 05:42 mysticalarts007 Celebrity

Celebrity Drama/Love etc ]RP[
I do love a well written celebrity storyline that builds. It so easy to fall into the trap of endless sex with certain celebrity pairings, but I am in search of someone that paint a picture using all the senses. Celebrity fandom is possibly my favorite genre of writings when paired with an excellent partner. An excellent partner isn't always about how many paragraphs you can turn out, but how you can pull another into the storyline provoke all types of emotions that you itching for the next reply. So, with that being said I will put out there a few things I'm looking for and a few celebrities I do enjoy playing.
Things I'm looking for in a partner:
  1. The prefered method of writing Discord.
  2. 3rd person writing with Mutli-paragraphs.
  3. Decent grammar and spelling. I need to be able to read what you wrote.
  4. You will play the male character. I do prefer the writer to a male in real life, but it isn't deal breaker.
  5. Must be 21+ to write with me.
  6. Willing to use pictures, gifs as visual aid "non-sexual".
  7. Be active. [ I know we all have lives. Just communicate if you are going to be away more than a week or so ]
  8. FxM MxF only
Possible Celebrities, I could play but not limited to:
** Disclosure**
Just because the celebrity may be younger in age, I do not play them childish or immature. I do tend to make them mature in their actions and thoughts most the time without steering away from their personality.
I can't wait to see what we can come up with.
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2020.10.02 03:16 LinusRanger13 Konfidential KUWTK Producer Secrets: Season 19, Episode 2 - "Paris, Puppies and Pranks"

Konfidential KUWTK Producer Secrets: Season 19, Episode 2 -
Hello you beautiful souls. Welcome to this week's post on "Kards Konfidential," inside details on the family and production info for last week's episode "Paris, Puppies and Pranks."
For previous posts, please check out my post history.
Last week's plots took us to new heights. Our A-plot was the family learning about this "new Coronavirus" as they private-plane-it to Paris for Kanye's fashion show (which also gave birth to an amazing new crying meme); the B-plot was Kris Jenner pretending to go to rehab in order to extend this never ending prank, and our C-plot was Corey Gamble shoving his support for Ellen in our faces (pics below) whilst training a new dog. Let's not waste any more time and dive in:
Cold Open/Scene 1: Kris Jenner realizing she's the world's biggest pawn in the show's narrative (aka her finding out about the paparazzi prank)
  • Even after cameras stopped rolling, Kris kept asking producers questions to get clarity on the prank.
  • Producers say Kris repeatedly admitted the prank got her good.
  • Initially, the prank wasn't supposed to end here. Several elaborate plans were still in the works, such as Scott, Kim and Kris at a restaurant with multiple Kris look-alikes showing up... including Khloe dressed up as Kris.
  • Usually, pranks only involve family members, so Kris was most confused by Christy and Tracy's involvement. Kris thought Christy and Tracy reaching out about "leaked photos" was real.
  • They ended the prank because Kris was so stressed over the photos. Producers say it felt too mean to drag things on.
  • Producers say Kris found all the photos pretty funny.
Scene 2: Family dinner at Nobu
  • Producers were relieved when Kris was finally let in on the prank.
  • As more and more people got involved, it was harder to keep the stories straight.
  • Khloe, Kim and Scott told Kylie about the prank during her LASIK eyeball party.
    • u/LinusRanger13 note: Not sure if they told her during the real party, or the one that was shown on KUWTK 🙃🧐(Stassie wasn't even in the one shown in the show!)
  • Producers say Kris is the best bartender in the family, and the most adventurous with cocktails.
  • Producers say Khloe is Kris' best drinking partner. The two of them have had some famous drinking adventures.
  • This was filmed in February 2020, before COVID-19 restrictions were in place (A LIE!). A national emergency wasn't declared until March.
  • Producers say Kim was the first one in the family to raise a red flag about the coronavirus.
  • u/LinusRanger13 NOTE: The narrative for this family dinner is all over the place. First, this dinner was NOT filmed in February, but in fact on January 9th, 2020, nearly seven weeks before Kris Jenner got drunk at that dinner in last week's episode. So Kris Jenner wasn't "torturing" Kim about the prank (like she says in her confessionals) because, at this point in time, she doesn't even know it exists! Also, they clearly inserted the coronavirus lines in post-production... the Coronavirus wasn't a major talking point until weeks after this dinner, and the first U.S. case wasn't until a couple weeks later.
Scene 3: Kris Jenner in PJs (with full make up on) tries to get a grasp of her new dog, Bridget
  • Kris and Corey got Bridget during a hiatus from filming. Producers found out about her on their first day back.
  • Kris originally planned to keep one of the puppies she tried gifting to Khloe in 2019, but it didn't pan out.
  • Producers describe Bridget as sweet and curious.
Scene 4: Khloe and Scott talk about not going to Paris due to COVID
  • Producers say out of everyone in the family, Kim is the most tapped into the news cycle.
  • Many filming plans were affected by the Coronavirus, such as a train trip with Kris and Kylie. It was axed due to it falling during the lockdown.
  • Out of all the family members, producers say they'd want to quarantine with Rob the most. He's just such a funny guy, there'd never be a dull moment.
Scenes 5/6: Kourtney, Penelope, Kim, public enemy number one Kanye, and rising star North have dinner in Paris + go on a carousel
  • Kris was most concerned about the girls going to Paris with all the uncertainty around the Coronavirus.
  • Production debated flying out there to film, worrying they could get stuck.
  • Everyone in the family, including Kris, talked about coming to Paris... but they all started dropping out for various reasons.
  • One thing Kim and Kourtney really wanted to do in Paris was take the kids to Café de Flore for brunch and tea.
  • Production's favorite restaurant in Paris is Ferdi. They say it's amazing.
Scene 7: Kourtney and Kim get dressed up in oversized condoms latex for Kanye's Sunday Service.
  • The hardest part of getting into the latex was "all of it," say producers.
  • Kim admitted she was exhausted by trying to put all the latex on.
  • Producers say Kim's come a long way with not being on her phone as much. She sometimes forgets where it even is these days.
Scene 8: Corey getting a dog trainer for Bridget while Kris is nowhere to be found
  • Corey's very diligent about cleaning Bridget's paws with wipes after she's been outside.
  • Bridget's brother Petey was rescued by Chrissy Teigen and John Legend.
  • The majority of the production team are dog owners.
  • For the dog show that Scott held in 2019, Khloe borrowed a dog that belonged to a member of production.
  • It surprised producers that Corey got so upset with Kris. They definitely didn't see drama coming up related to them parenting a dog.
Scenes 9/10: Kim/Kourtney/Penelope/North on their way to Sunday Service + Sunday Service in Paris
  • Producers say it's hard for everyone to adjust to a nine-hour time difference, but the kids are more resilient than the parents.
  • North told Kim she wanted to record something, so Kim took her to the studio to see what she had to deliver.
  • Producers say it's admirable to see how much Kim and Kanye both support each other.
  • North just sees Kim and Kanye as her parents. Sometimes, the kids get confused by fans and paparazzi, but now it's starting to click for North.
  • Kim and Kourtney had to use the restroom during Sunday Service. No one from production helped them out of their latex. Usually, they only need help with taking off their mics.
Scene 11: Corey finds his true love in Bridget and ignores Kris at lunch
  • Both Kris and Corey love wearing tracksuits, but producers admit they've never seen them wear matching ones.
  • Producers say the more solo interviews Corey does, the more comfortable he gets. Kris hasn't been present for any so far.
  • There were no issues at Geoffrey's Malibu with bringing Bridget. Producers say they were very sweet about her joining.
  • Corey isn't just a loving dog-father to Bridget, but also very sweet with Kris' grandkids too.
  • Corey slept by Bridget's cage when they first brought her home.
  • u/LinusRanger13 NOTE: This scene was filmed on Tues. 2/11/2020.
Scene 12: Lunch in Paris after Sunday Service
  • Producers say things became scary when the Louvre shut down. There was so much they didn't know and everybody was anxious to get back home.
  • The girls and crew were already scheduled to leave the day after things started shutting down.
  • Kris texted Kourtney and Kim the most from back home. She was the most worried.
  • As far as producers know, Kanye never thought about canceling his show. He was excited and worked so hard.
  • The job of producers is to roll with the changes and follow what's happening. They never know how their days will unfold, especially when traveling with the family.
  • If the crew couldn't get home on a commercial flight, they would have flown with the girls and Kanye... and shipped all of their equipment separately. Thankfully, things did not get to that point.
Scene 13: Khloe/Kris in confessionals pranking Kim about Kris's paparazzi prank
  • The sisters didn't talk much on the phone while in Paris, but they're constantly on a family group chat.
  • Of everyone in the family, Kim is best as juggling multiple side convos at once.
Scene 14: Kim discusses Kris "going to rehab" / prank in the car w/Kourtney, who doesn't give a shit
  • Producers admit it was partially their idea to move the prank on to Kim.
  • Kourtney wasn't very involved in the prank. Producers don't think she fully understood what was going on.
  • Producers didn't stress about pranking Kim, knowing Kim's a notorious detective. She didn't suspect anything.
  • It gets really hectic when there are so many calls and texts going around at once, but producers say it's become a normal part of the job.
Scene 15: Kris and the morally corrupt Faye Resnick discuss Corey/Bridget over lunch
  • On average, Kris meets her friends for lunch 3 or 4 days a week.
  • Kris goes to her friends more than family for relationship advice.
  • Kris eats a lot of lunches at the office because she's so busy working. Her schedule changes all the time.
  • u/LinusRanger13 NOTE: This scene was filmed on Thurs. 2/13/2020.
Scenes 16/17: Kourtney/Kim rush to Kanye's fashion show + the fashion show
  • There was another car that would've taken Kourtney to the show if she were late. But only Kim's car had permission to make a drop-off close to the venue.
  • Before this trip, producers had already heard North's music several times.
  • Everyone knew Kanye would start with or without them.
  • Producers say they thankfully made it with five minutes to spare, and he still started on time.
  • The production crew had no restrictions filming Kanye's show. Producers say Kanye and his team were great and gave them full access.
  • Producers say North takes after Kanye by being a natural and loving to perform. She's so confident.
  • No one - including Kim - knew North was performing that night.
  • During the show, the production monitors went out. So producers didn't see Kim tearing up over North until they were back at the hotel. Producers were so happy the camera operators got that moment.
  • Producers say seeing Kim get so emotional watching her baby girl was a special moment.
  • Producers joke about the kids having a spinoff because North, Penelope and all of their cousins are so tight. 10 kids!
  • A smaller crew than usual went to Paris. None of the eight production team members flew home earlier than planned.
  • u/LinusRanger13 NOTE: This scene was filmed on Mon. 3/2/2020.
Scene 18: Dinner after the fashion show
  • Producers say this trip was better than the Kourtney/Kim Armenia trip because Kourtney knew Paris would be more public and had that mindset going into it.
  • Producers admit that everyone was anxious to get home.
  • The girls always do a good job at holding it together in front of the kids.
  • The girls and the crew were in Paris for a total of 4 days.
    • u/LinusRanger13 NOTE: This means that Khloe/Kris did, in fact, call Kim about the prank while she was in Paris, or at least right before she took off, as their confessional was filmed on February 27th, 2020. Such authenticity!
Scene 19: Kris Jenner becomes a furry
  • Kris has been in costume and waiting for 15 minutes.
  • u/LinusRanger13 NOTE: Right after this scene went to commercial, a "Konfidential Klip" aired that showed the dog trainer helping Kris train Bridget, and for Kris to get Bridget's attention.
  • Kris already owned the dog costume. It was from an old family Halloween where they all dressed up as Dalmatians.
  • The sheep next to Kris is a very rare and exclusive piece of art that Kris is obsessed with.
  • Kris admitted she felt a little hot waiting for Corey in the costume.
  • Kris wore lingerie under the dog costume.
Scene 20: Kris/Scott prank Kim by making her think that Kris is going to rehab
  • Kim and Scott were hanging out in Kim's theater room.
  • Producers try not to sit on the family's furniture, but they've done so on rare occasions, like off-camera production meetings at their homes.
  • The family only steps away for business/legal things they can't disclose on camera, but Kris felt stepping away in this moment helped set up the "severity" for Kim.
  • Producers didn't have to leave the room due to laughing for this prank. They say it's not their first rodeo, and they have poker faces when it comes to these pranks.
  • The crew was instructed to play dumb.
  • When Kim mouthed to them asking what to do, producers shrugged their shoulders and looked confused.
  • Scott was a little bit shocked by how Kris freaked out on Kim.
  • Producers were worried Kim would be pissed with how Kris went off on her.
  • There was one producer with Kris when she called Kim.
  • All the producers involved in the prank were purposely not present to keep Kim hanging.
  • Kim sent a voice message to her sisters and all the producers involved in the prank.
  • Kris was at home when she called Kim. She ran across the street to Kim's house after their call ended.
  • The crew updated Kris' producer with a play-by-lay of how Kim was reacting.
That's all for this week! I'll see you guys here next week for another "Kards Konfidential." Please note, it may be a delayed a day or two as I won't be home next week, but I promise to deliver the scoop. Stay safe, stay sane, and VOTE (if you're in America!)
Exhibit A of Corey's unwavering support for Ellen.
Exhibit B, but this time Corey's dragged in an innocent dog. Oh, the horror!
Exhibit C... it never ends! (This is from that \"Konfidential Klip\")
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2020.09.28 08:24 mysticalarts007 Celebrity Drama/Love etc ]RP[

I do love a well written celebrity storyline that builds. It so easy to fall into the trap of endless sex with certain celebrity pairings, but I am in search of someone that paint a picture using all the senses. Celebrity fandom is possibly my favorite genre of writings when paired with an excellent partner. An excellent partner isn't always about how many paragraphs you can turn out, but how you can pull another into the storyline provoke all types of emotions that you itching for the next reply. So, with that being said I will put out there a few things I'm looking for and a few celebrities I do enjoy playing.
Things I'm looking for in a partner:
  1. The prefered method of writing Discord.
  2. 3rd person writing with Mutli-paragraphs.
  3. Decent grammar and spelling. I need to be able to read what you wrote.
  4. You will play the male character. I do prefer the writer to a male in real life, but it isn't deal breaker.
  5. Must be 21+ to write with me.
  6. Willing to use pictures, gifs as visual aid "non-sexual".
  7. Be active. [ I know we all have lives. Just communicate if you are going to be away more than a week or so ]
  8. FxM MxF only
Possible Celebrities, I could play but not limited to:
** Disclosure**
Just because the celebrity may be younger in age, I do not play them childish or immature. I do tend to make them mature in their actions and thoughts most the time without steering away from their personality.

I can't wait to see what we can come up with.
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2020.09.19 07:32 mysticalarts007 Celebrity

Celebrity Drama/Love etc ]RP[
I do love a well written celebrity storyline that builds. It so easy to fall into the trap of endless sex with certain celebrity pairings, but I am in search of someone that paint a picture using all the senses. Celebrity fandom is possibly my favorite genre of writings when paired with an excellent partner. An excellent partner isn't always about how many paragraphs you can turn out, but how you can pull another into the storyline provoke all types of emotions that you itching for the next reply. So, with that being said I will put out there a few things I'm looking for and a few celebrities I do enjoy playing.
Things I'm looking for in a partner:
  1. The prefered method of writing Discord.
  2. 3rd person writing with Mutli-paragraphs.
  3. Decent grammar and spelling. I need to be able to read what you wrote.
  4. You will play the male character. I do prefer the writer to a male in real life, but it isn't deal breaker.
  5. Must be 21+ to write with me.
  6. Willing to use pictures, gifs as visual aid "non-sexual".
  7. Be active. [ I know we all have lives. Just communicate if you are going to be away more than a week or so ]
  8. FxM MxF only
Possible Celebrities, I could play but not limited to:
** Disclosure**
Just because the celebrity may be younger in age, I do not play them childish or immature. I do tend to make them mature in their actions and thoughts most the time without steering away from their personality.

I can't wait to see what we can come up with.
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2020.09.16 13:37 2112trader Investing News Morning Roundup – September 16, 2020

Investing News Morning Roundup – September 16, 2020
It’s Fed day today. The market it likely to get a better idea of when interest rates may rise-if ever-from Mr. Powell and company.
ByteBance to retain majority stake in TikTok in Oracle deal
China’s ByteDance (BDNCE) will retain a majority stake in TikTok as part of the deal inked with Oracle (ORCL), according to WSJ. In the deal, Oracle will be TikTok’s U.S. technology partner, allowing TikTok’s parent company, Beijing-based ByteDance, to retain a majority ownership stake. TikTok’s global business will also be based in the US and become a unit of ByteDance. The companies are hoping for a quick review from the government. The Committee on Foreign Investment in the U.S., known as Cfius, which includes officials from the Treasury, State, Commerce and other departments, reviewed the deal late Tuesday afternoon but did not make any pronouncements on the deal. It is hoped everything can be wrapped up by Sunday, though no confirmation of that has been made. In a comment Monday, TikTok said it thinks its proposal submitted to the Treasury Department “would resolve the Administration’s security concerns.” President Trump discussed the deal with Oralce’s CEO on Tuesday and appeared positive on the proposal.
Apple to introduce Apple One subscription service today
At Apple’s (AAPL) annual iPhone event today, dubbed “Time Flies”, Apple is expected to unveil a new Watch and iPad, but no iPhone-yet. Apple is also expected to unveil “Apple One”, a $14.95 bundled subscription. The bundle will give users a discount on certain subscriptions and allow for the management of all Apple services in one spot. Analysts have been looking for more subscription revenue from Apple and this is expected to address that. There will be no iPhone 5G debut due to delays in 5G hardware.
House Committee published report critical of Boeing and regulators in 737 Max saga
the House Transportation Committee released a 238-page report detailing how a mixture of design errors, lax government oversight and lack of transparency by the plane maker and regulators all contributed to the 737 Max crashes. The report raised doubts as to whether the plane maker or the Federal Aviation Administration has fully incorporated essential safety lessons, even in the wake of the plane’s grounding since early 2019. The report faults Boeing’s culture and “point to a company culture that is in serious need of a safety reset.” Upon release of the report, Boeing said, “We have learned many hard lessons as a company from the accidents of Lion Air Flight 610 and Ethiopian Flight 302, and from the mistakes we have made. We have been hard at work strengthening our safety culture and rebuilding trust with our customers, regulators, and the flying public.”
FTC preparing for possible antitrust case against Facebook
Facebook (FB) is facing a possible antitrust lawsuit from the Federal Trade Commission (FTC) after its yearlong investigation. The FTC is looking at whether Facebook abuses its market position to stifle competition, according to WSJ. There has not been any final decision on whether to sue, according to the report. The FTC can launch a full-blown lawsuit, or it can move forward with an in-house complaint. It is not clear when the FTC will make an announcement.
Kim Kardashian West joins boycott movement against Facebook
Facebook’s headaches are not just with the government. Yesterday, Kim Kardashian West, as well as a group of other celebrities, said they would participate in the Stop Hate for Profit movement and "freeze" their Instagram activity for 24 hours. "I can't sit by and stay silent while these platforms continue to allow the spreading of hate, propaganda and misinformation," she wrote. She has 188 million followers and is urging them all to do the same.
Amazon adding 1,000 warehouses in neighborhoods
Bloomberg reports Amazon (AMZN) will add 1,000 delivery hubs in neighborhoods to speed delivery times. Amazon is making the move after suffering delays during the height of the pandemic. Eventually, they will add 1,500 warehouses. Amazon is adding planes to its fleet at Amazon Air as it feels the pressure from Walmart (WMT) and its moves to quicker delivery times.
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2020.09.16 09:57 autobuzzfeedbot 10 things in tech you need to know today

  1. Apple unveiled a redesigned iPad Air, new Apple Watches, Fitness service, and more at its big September event. Apple device owners can tune into guided workouts from top trainers, and even view their Apple Watch metrics onscreen.
  2. Kim Kardashian said she would freeze her Facebook and Instagram accounts in protest at the 'spreading of hate' on the platforms. "Misinformation shared on social media has a serious impact on our elections and undermines our democracy," she wrote.
  3. Microsoft reportedly upset TikTok's owner during negotiations by describing the app as a security risk. Sources also told Reuters that Microsoft's bid — which was more than $20 billion — did not satisfy ByteDance's investors.
  4. The Federal Trade Commission is reportedly working on an antitrust lawsuit against Facebook. The agency hasn't decided yet whether to sue Facebook, but is building its case as part of its year-long investigation into the company, according to the report.
  5. US senators gave Google a grilling over its ad dominance – and a glimpse at what an upcoming antitrust lawsuit might hold. It follows an historic antitrust hearing with the big four tech giants — Amazon, Google, Facebook, Apple – in July.
  6. Swedish fintech Klarna became Europe's latest decacorn startup after raising $650 million at a $10.65 billion valuation. The company specializes in "buy now, pay later" credit for retailers and customers and operates across Europe and the US.
  7. A new survey showed women in tech still report high rates of harassment three years after the #metoo movement. Almost half of female tech employees said they had been harassed, and the majority of those who reported it to HR said their harasser faced no repercussions.
  8. Anonymous founders are posting brutal reviews of venture capitalists on VC Guide. Some of the reviews discuss which VC has offered "exceedingly non-standard term sheet that harms companies," which one is a "legend," and which one is "really a hidden gem in the investment community."
  9. Bill Gates Sr., father of Microsoft cofounder Bill Gates, has died at the age of 94. Gates Sr. was an accomplished attorney and a fixture in the Seattle-area community.
  10. Minecraft partnered with a supercomputing startup that boosted its maximum player numbers by 900%. Hadean CEO Craig Beddis told Business Insider he was extremely proud to have Minecraft — the world's biggest video game — as the first paying customer for the firm's new Aether Engine.
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2020.09.02 01:12 mysticalarts007 Celebrity

Celebrity status
Celebrity Drama/Love etc ]RP[
I do love a well written celebrity storyline that builds. It so easy to fall into the trap of endless sex with certain celebrity pairings, but I am in search of someone that paint a picture using all the senses. Celebrity fandom is possibly my favorite genre of writings when paired with an excellent partner. An excellent partner isn't always about how many paragraphs you can turn out, but how you can pull another into the storyline provoke all types of emotions that you itching for the next reply. So, with that being said I will put out there a few things I'm looking for and a few celebrities I do enjoy playing.
Things I'm looking for in a partner:
  1. The prefered method of writing Discord.
  2. 3rd person writing with Mutli-paragraphs.
  3. Decent grammar and spelling. I need to be able to read what you wrote.
  4. You will play the male character. I do prefer the writer to a male in real life, but it isn't deal breaker.
  5. Must be 21+ to write with me.
  6. Willing to use pictures, gifs as visual aid "non-sexual".
  7. Be active. [ I know we all have lives. Just communicate if you are going to be away more than a week or so ]
  8. FxM MxF only
Possible Celebrities, I could play but not limited to:
** Disclosure**
Just because the celebrity may be younger in age, I do not play them childish or immature. I do tend to make them mature in their actions and thoughts most the time without steering away from their personality.

I can't wait to see what we can come up with.
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2020.08.29 20:29 TheConlang pick a number and I will answer.

  1. What is your favourite food?
  2. How do you spend your weekend? Do you like to sleep or party hard?
  3. Which song can you listen over and over again without getting bored?
  4. How do you want your dream home to look like?
  5. If given an option, would you choose a holiday at the beach or in the mountains?
  6. Have you ever cheated in the exams?
  7. Have you ever played the role of opposite gender in the school drama?
  8. What makes you happy?
  9. What is that one thing which makes you lose your temper?
  10. Have you ever failed in your school?
  11. When was the first time you bunked your school?
  12. When was the first time you had tasted the alcohol?
  13. What is your dream job?
  14. Are you a mama’s boy/girl?
  15. What is the most daring thing you have ever done?
  16. If you had the power to turn someone into an animal, who would you like to turn and into what?
  17. If you are made the president of the United States, what would be the first thing that you will do?
  18. Are you fetish about something? If yes, what is it?
  19. Which comic character do you love the most?
  20. If given a chance to meet 3 most famous people on the earth, who would it be, answer in order of preference.
  21. If you could change one bad quality of yours, what would it be?
  22. Have you ever wanted to travel back in time, if yes, in which era you would want to go?
  23. If you get a chance to be reincarnated, whom would you like to be born like?
  24. Have you ever wished to have a superpower, if so, what superpower you would like to have?
  25. If God grants you three wishes, what would you ask for?
  26. If granted a foreign citizenship, which country would you choose?
  27. Have you ever fought in public? If so, what was the reason for the same
  28. If this world is supposed to end tomorrow and you have only one day, how would you spend that day?
  29. Would you like to be famous or rich?
  30. If asked, which would describe you the best what would it be?
  31. Are you a hashtag person, who likes everything posted on Instagram?
  32. Have you ever been on a blind date?
  33. Which song describes your life the best?
  34. If you get to change your name today, what name would you like to have?
  35. Do you like to share everything on social media or do you believe that there is a limit to it?
  36. Are you a fun loving person or the one who likes to go by the books?
  37. Have you ever doped?
  38. How did you spend your first salary?
  39. If you could bring back one dead person who would it be and why?
  40. Have you ever watched a movie more than once just because you could not understand it?
  41. Can you spend an entire day without phone and internet? If yes, what would you do?
  42. For an all expensed paid trip, which place would you like to visit?
  43. Have you ever had a crush on your best friend but never told him/her about it?
  44. Have you ever had an extra-marital affair?
  45. Are you okay with relation outside marriage?
  46. Sex or romance which is more important for a relationship?
  47. Can a marriage survive without sex?
  48. What qualities don’t you want in your life partner?
  49. Live-in relation or marriage, what is your take on relation?
  50. What is your weirdest sexual fantasy and have you ever followed it or still waiting for it?
  51. How to you want your dream date to be like?
  52. How many relations have you had till now?
  53. At what age did you lose your virginity and with whom?
  54. If stuck in a lift with Kim Kardashian, what would you do?
  55. When did you first have a crush?
  56. Have you ever had sex under the stars?
  57. What is the one thing which you can never forget about your first night?
  58. Have you ever had a one-night stand with a stranger?
  59. What if your ex and your wife/husband turn out to be acquaintances? How would you react?
  60. What attracts you in the opposite sex?
  61. Have you ever cheated on your partner?
  62. If you get to have a destination wedding, which destination would you choose?
  63. On a scale of 1 to 5, 1 being the worst and 5 being the best, how would you rate your partner and yourself?
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2020.08.15 05:40 ChampEater Shoutout to wonderful strangers and small gestures

Today, my partner left again. With the restrictions in my country getting stricter again, we have no idea when we will next see each other. We’d spent our last night together very deflated after finding out the news but trying to stay positive for each other. It’s hard knowing that soon we’d be three trains, a plane and a bus ride away from each other again, living separate lives.
Anyway, the morning comes and we are in the train station. Our emotions get the better of us and we are crying. I don’t mean a few tears either, I mean that Kim Kardashian type of crying. Our time together had run out and he’d gone through the barriers. I couldn’t bring myself to leave the train station so I wait, hoping he’ll turn around one more time and I can wave or smile or just do something other than cry about him leaving.
Now, we are getting to the reason for this post. The woman responsible for checking tickets and barriers, YOU ARE AMAZING! She shouts me over and lets me through the barriers and tells me to see my partner off at the platform. It may have only been 10 minutes extra but those 10 minutes felt like I could breath properly again. I thanked you afterwards but I know you’ll never understand how much I appreciated that small gesture.
A small gesture that went such a long way. A gesture from a stranger who didn’t owe me or my partner anything. A gesture that I will remember for a lifetime. And I know I’m not alone in receiving a small gesture like this.
So to all the people (who wander round doing small gestures that greatly affect our LDRs for the better) I hope you live long, happy lives and continue to spread your joy.
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2020.08.12 03:37 dylans_nut My sex life

What qualifies as a good life? Money, fame, sex? A lot of people want fame and with fame comes money and sex. All I really want in life is a healthy sex relationsip. I've had hookups throughout highschool before locking down a relationship senior year. The thing that upsets me isnt just about lack of sex. It goes deeper into the spiral of my life at the moment.
It started when I was born. Sounds weird, I know, but just hear me out. A result of two parents who you can say were sex addicts and techinally still are, both their parents are still having sex at 70 and 80 years old. Takes talent to still be having sex at that age. Now i'm not saying that its bad to be addicted to sex. It's natural to have sex. Animals with less IQ than Kim Kardashian have sex. It makes you feel good. Its great to have a healthy sex life. Studies, or so they say, prove having a healthy sex life benefits life greatly. But what happens with a dull or non sex life?
This is my sex life. Around 3 years old I believe at a wrestling match with my family, I was caught with my pants down humping a girl. I know some females who would hump their pillow due to the pleasure they felt. But for me it was more than humping an object. I was born with a high sex drive which has brought me some bad and good relationships. At 8 years old my mother babysit other kids and my genius idea was to steal her porn dvds and go down to my playroom/ basement and watch them on a portable dvd player. I had a neat little playroom down my basement with an air hockey table and a couple game systems. Me and the girls would watch these videos and perform the same acts as the porn stars would do. Some of the stuff was licking other parts of the body. If you don't understand what I mean, I “ate ass” at 8-10 years old. I had a very fucked up childhood that involved sex. If you don't believe that this all happened, I can understand due to the craziness involved.
Now let's get to early middle school. Around 5th grade I got into one of my longest relationships. Lets call her T. T was 2 years older, but in the same grade due to moving to different schools or something. We had a long relationship that lasted around 2 years. At the time I was around 12 and hormones were raging even more than an average preteen boy. I made sex toys out of many items I saw on the internet. Many years with the homemade ones. My mother decided to get me one for Christmas one year. Like I said, I had a crazy sex craved family. Back to the story, little parts of memory come flooding in about me trying to have sex with T. We got to a point where I was able to stick it in. But that was it. Nothing too crazy but have a reminder in your head to remember this girl. In the late years of middle school, I met a girl, we’ll call D, who was not just crazy but to this day still has feelings for me. We started to hit it off at my friends house. His brother wanted to get with her, but she decided to choose me. This was back when the song YG My Nigga came out. So 2013 I started to date this crazy bitch. We were dating for a couple months before I smooth talked her into having sex. But we started off with clothes on and just barely getting the tip in. But it was a start. Once she got more comfortable, my first time will always be memorable. Horny ass teenager finally gets to have sex and one pumps it. I was pissed at the time. But that didn't stop me from wiping off and going back in. That day, we had sex nearly 14 times. Yes I eventually shot blanks. But it felt so good I didn't want to stop. The reason I believe she was so clung to me through the years, was due to me breaking all the virginity holes I could go in. Anytime she came over, we had sex at least 3 to 4 times a day. Since it was summer, everyday was sex after sex. It was amazing. My “perfect relationship” was there at that moment. It didn't come to me years later that I was glad I cut ties with her. We broke up constantly.
Now I don't remember how many times we broke up, but it was a lot. The first time we broke up, I met a girl that was known for having sex before, unlike my last relationships. We hit it off for only a couple months but had alot of sex throughout the relationship. One of the relationships I only wanted sex from. Nothing about her was great. Eventually we broke up and I passed her to my friend who stayed with her for a good amount of time until she went off the deep end and had over 50 sex partners, I was in the top 5. I personally don't care about how many bodies a person has.. Aka sexual partners. Once we broke up, I went right back to D. Id like to tell the names, but as crazy as this life story is, anyone who has been friends with me for more than 5 months know my sex life. But throughout the years with D, we had so much sex. Anal, oral, everything. I don't fully remember all the details and some of these stories might not be in order but it doesn't matter. Anyways, one night on Instagram, I got a dm from some fat chick. I checked her profile out and she followed and was followed by D. Well call her K. Eventually me and K got into talking and decided to make plans to fuck. At the time I was too young to drive and had my dad drop me off. At her house we kept messing around and I figured D set me up and was trying to see if I would have sex with her. I figured she was just blue balling me since she was friends with D. But she asked to see “it” . So I pulled it out and she looked at it like it was a large big mac meal. Now I don't know if anyone else knows about fat chicks, But they dont get dick often but when they do they'll suck your soul out. She asked if she could suck it acting like I would say no. After that I put a condom on and went in. Just as I thought things were going great, she complained that I was “too big”. Come on, I'm a 16 year old short skinny boy. But after some time she wanted to try again. This time I wasn't playing and went in raw. I'll be honest, this wasn't the first time I didn't use a condom. My whole life, I hit raw more times then Bill Cosby gave women his puddin pops. After going raw, I could barely hold myself up due to her being so big. She looked like the blueberry chick from Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory. I didn't care at the time, I was getting my dick wet and the pussy was great. After finally busting a load after hours of teasing, it went everywhere. Her sheets, pillow, blankets were drenched in my load, Perfect time for my dad to call me and say he's here to pick me up. Great, got laid and busted a nut just in time. I left there leaving her to clean up the mess and thanked her mom for letting me come over. After that hookup, I got a text from D saying I was fucked up for having sex with K. I didn't care at all. But D came back for more and we got into a relationship again. After finally being done with her shit I broke it off and a little while later dated a girl I found off of instagram. Personally I wanted to date her friend. Her friend was mixed and had a nice body. Since I met this girl instead we got into a relationship eventually and had sex alot. Almost everyday was filled with sex. Until I was very depressed with the relationship throughout the couple of months. I won't get into too many details. My friend M, who has been my friend since middle school saw how down my attitude was during the last couple of months during our relationship. Until I finally got the balls to break up with her. After breaking up with her, I relapsed with D. I don't know what it was but she always was down to fuck. I had her wrapped around my finger. Once I got out of the relationship D was there and we fucked in my car on the hottest day of the season with no air conditioning in my car. She was on birth control and so was the previous girl. The whole time I was just dumping loads inside them throughout the months. Not cheating, I was cheated on once by D but didn’t think cheating was a good thing to do. Glad I never had a kid with one of them. I don't think I would be able to deal with them.
Onto the next sex partner, well kind of two in this situation. Another friend of D’s. Well technically they weren't really friends but knew each other. This girl's name is N. Me and N talked and skyped a lot. Eventually I got to a point where me and her fucked. My persuasion was insane through the years of sexual partners. I said the right words and knew how to get them in bed with me. But N was a squirter. First squirter of the partners I had. Now in this part of life, D was still trying to get back with me. N and I fucked only a handful of times but it got interesting one day.
As I was chilling at home, I invited N over and fucked her raw. After the session she had to go home so I dropped her off and was relaxing at home when I got a dm from some black chick on Instagram. I decided what the hell and brought her over to my house since she wanted to chill. Now I did talk to her before on multiple occasions but I didn't think we would ever hang out. Although she wanted to hang out. Once we were at my house, we talked about what to do. She was giving me hints of wanting to fuck. Thinking in my head that I just had sex a couple hours earlier from N, I decided to have sex with her as well. I hit raw again and she was a virgin as well. Once we got done we chilled a little bit longer than she had to go home. I was eating dinner and was thinking of what had happened. Not expecting anyone to come over, I went up to bed to relax and play video games before going to bed, and my phone vibrated. It was a text from D saying, “Can we hangout”. At this point, hanging out with her meant fucking. Thinking to myself, this might be the way I finally get rid of her by telling her later on, what had happened that day. So I decided to pick her up and drive around to find a spot. She deepthroated my dick,then I fucked her raw and she swallowed my load. Dropped her off and went home since curfew was at 10pm. Holy Shit. Standing in the shower realizing what had happened that day was outright fucking insane. Never had I ever thought I would even have two different sex partners in one day, let alone 3! I told all my friends and eventually told D once I realized how toxic she was. Nothing was great about her. Sex and crazy do not go well together. She was toxic. That finally got rid of her for a while after telling her she basically got sloppy thirds. Not seconds, but thirds. She asked N if she had fucked me that night and N confirmed I fucked her.
After all that I ended up getting the nickname Triple D. Dirty Dick D. All my friends knew I hit raw on a daily basis. Once that fun time was over in my life, N moved back to Florida and the girl from instagram was just a one night stand, I decided I was out of partners to fuck. Other than D but at that point, I didn't want to deal with her toxic ass back in my life. I started talking to T again. We were always civil after the relationship since our families knew each other and decided to catch up. We started hanging out a lot more and I put on my moves to get into pound town with her. Eventually it worked and we had great sex. Only thing was, she was fucking annoying. The sex was great but god damn, why do these girls that have a great sex life, have shitty personallities. Anyway we had sex a couple more times and parted ways after that. Rereading this story has made me realize I've missed an important story. This was between one of the breakups with D. Her name is Tif. We already used T so i'll just use Tif. She was my friend R’s step sister. I was talking to her for a little bit until I asked R for a condom to fuck her with. He was upset but gave me one anyway. It was summer and we didn't have school. So I invited her over and started to play GTA V. Still a great game to this day. I handed here the controller and while she was playing, she slowly started grinding her ass in my dick. Tight jeans with a tight ass. I remember getting butterflies because of how nice her ass was. Once I started grabbing her ass, she turned around and said,” do you want them off?”. I was ready to fuck her. We started making out and rubbing up on eachother until I heard my dad open the front door and call my name from downstairs. “Fuck he’s home for lunch”. Tifs jeans were so fucking tight that she couldnt get them on in time. So I did the next best thing. I told her to hide in my closet until I got him to leave. My dad always asks the stupidest shit, I don't remember what he said, but it was something that could have waited. Once he left to go back to work, we continued where we left off. I pulled down her pants and started to finger her. Holy shit she was tight. She was skinny as shit too. If you put a little bit of pressure on your finger that's how tight she was. So I put the condom on and tried to get it in. My dick would physically not fit. I pulled off the condom and tried to go in raw. My dick still wouldn't fit. At the time I didn't have lube or didn't think of trying to spit on it a little more. She couldn't do it so she said she can give me head. So I layed back and got a fucking toothy fucking blowjob. So I asked her if I could fuck her in the ass. She declined and said maybe next time. Oh well, but she said she had to go to the bathroom and was in there for a pretty long time. She had to go so as I walked out of my bedroom, the bathroom was right next me. It stunk like shit. Something crawled up there and died. Anyways I didn’t fuck her and never saw her again. Apparently she was my cousin by marriage.
Next story was with a girl named S. Her pussy was like mud flaps. But we decided to go to a local park in her town. I layed on a bench while she gave me head. Wasn't the best, but I had to return the favor. Her pussy didn’t smell bad but just didn't smell right so I held my nose while eating her out. Eventually we went to her house to fuck and she got on top. Her pussy felt nice, but I decided to get on top and a couple pumps, I was ready to bust. Once I busted, her little brother was about to come downstairs but she told him to stay up there. She got me some paper towels and wiped off. I don’t fully remember if we fucked again but it was short lived. Now I had no sex partners.
I wanted more sex. Being 18 years old my hormones were still raging. Now I messed up my story a little bit, but let's fix it upl, I got laid off from my school to work job and had to go back to high school full time. I was in a trade school which let me pick my career and senior year I was working at a tire shop for my automotive class. Once I got laid off, I went back to auto mechanics and had lunch with the other Seniors and Juniors. This was where I sat with some friends and one girl, M, who I bullied throughout highschool in the earlier years. She had a glow up from freshman to senior year. I decided to tell my one classmate who was friends with her that I wanted to hook up with her. She was suprisingly down to fuck. I was shocked since she hated me. She only did it to spite an ex, but I was only doing it to get sex. Eventually we became friends with benefits. We both only wanted sex out of the “relationship” we had. I decided to have a little fun with this one and did a risky move by hooking up with another student at the school. She was a fat anime bitch who was annoying. But I still went for it. With my skill of dropping panties, I was able to get laid again. This was just a one night stand that wasn't worth the “fun”. Eventually M got on birth control and before you get on birth control, you have to do a test for stds. Well this was a shocker when I found out what I caught from that fat bitch.
Okay, it wasn’t aids, just gonorrhea and chlamydia which were curable by a pill and a shot. I didn't tell her how we got it, just blamed it on D since I hooked up with D months before me and M became sex partners. While me and M were just fucking, she caught feelings and so did I. We started dating and have been dating for a while now. We have a kid and after the kid was born, her sex drive went downhill. Fast. Rarely any blowjobs and sex every other day if im lucky. I just ordered another sex toy that apparently feels just like ablowjob so well see how that turns out. I'm hoping for the best, but with coronavirus in its peak, I'm not sure when it will be here. Im 20 years old now and still have a high sex drive. I keep having sex dreams everytime she isnt in the mood. A couple of months ago I was having sex dreams about fucking other women. They went away so I figured it was just natural. The sex dreams ive had now for 3 days in a row, are desperation. Ive asked for sex and recieved no or hinted at sex and was declined. In these dreams a random girl is teasing me. I keep saying when are we fucking or when can I get a blowjob. It's been driving me a little insane at the moment. I'm sure they will go away, but I feel like the real world conflict is coming to my dreams and doing the same thing. Talking about it makes me realize that the past is over. There isnt gonna be sex every day like I was used too. Sometimes I wonder what would've happened if I didn't get laid off and have to go back to school. Would I have had more sex with alot more people, or have the same thing happen to me. Obviously I do love my child. I just still have a high sex drive that I dont believe anyone could handle. Who knows tho, maybe my sex drive will drop in my mid 20s. Maybe it won't drop till i'm 40, or 50, or even 60. This will be the end of my story for now. Hopefully I can update this soon.
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